Why Me?

Reasons Why You Might Want To Call Me... This is just for a laugh...maybe? lol IF your piggy bank feels lighter then mine! You might want to call me. IF your hard drive is making a noise that sounds like someone is scratching a chalkboard... You might want to call me. IF you sign on a website that is suppose to load ebay and it loads a XXX picture... You might want to call me. IF you try to play your favorite CD or DVD and nothing loads... You might want to call me. IF your computer's answer to every question is "What?"... You might want to call me. IF you are sick to death of being on hold with that other pc tech... You might want to call me. IF you know your computer has Windows 98, Windows ME, or Windows 2000 installed... You might want to call me. IF you smell smoke in the computer room, and the Fire Department can't find any flames... You might want to call me. IF theres a light blinking, that you are SURE has never blinked before... (Especially if it's a RED light...) You might want to call me. IF you know you turned on the computer and nothing comes on your monitor screen... You might want to call me. IF you ran out of milk... You might want to run to Walmart! IF it's blinking really fast, and you think it might be sending a coded message to the copy machine... You might want to call the bomb squad!